Characters
Say Cheese! Characters: The Journalist, the Park, and the Hat Man
Say Cheese! does not use named heroes or villains. Its cast is made of shapes, accessories, and jobs. These pages explain what each group represents and how to tell them apart on sight.
Explore characters
Three pages that cover the essentials without repeating the ending walkthroughs.
The journalist
You are not a neutral observer. The camera belongs to Big Media, and the park knows it.
Read moreThe park figures
Round-heads, squares, red shirts, hats, sunglasses, and hearts: a practical guide to reading the crowd.
Read moreThe hat man
The bowler-hatted figure the news cannot stop asking about, and the fame-hungry screaming square he is often confused with.
Read moreWhere this fits in the guide
The ending pages tell you what to do. These pages explain why the park reacts the way it does, so the routes stop feeling like guesswork.
- Looking for a specific ending? Start with the all endings overview.
- Want the camera loop first? Read the camera and TV guide.
- Need the controls? Read how to start a run.
Keep exploring
The story, the choices, and the cast are three views of the same small park.